Friday, March 28, 2008

The Gem that Time Forgot...

Smaller films always get lost in the Hollywood machine shuffle. The small feature called Primer was one of those films. This movie is about one of my favorite things to watch a movie about TIME TRAVEL from Back To The Future, all the way to Southland Tales I am all about breaking the fourth dimension.

This movie is great, clocking in at just under 80 minutes it jumps right into action, having a very subtle way about it, and if you're one f those people who tends to not pay attention in movies you'll never like or understand this, but if you're one of the good people then you'll enjoy this film, and like me you'll wanna watch and re-watch this thing cause man alive it's so friggin interesting, even if you're not an engineer...

THIS IS NOT NEWS!


You know what the problem with news media today is? That bloging makes the news, broadcast journalism is the biggest farce they read magazines, and they read blogs and then they report it like they discovered and it's their opinions. What sparked me to say fuck broadcast journalism is i saw this piece on the today show where they were talking about Lebron James Vogue cover with Gisele Bundchen, they're calling him King Kong holding the blonde, they're saying he's fucking up his image, this makes no sense to me. When I saw the cover it looked like a cover, it was a crazy high energy image, and you know what if I got to take pictures with Gisele Bundchen I'd have the same expression on my face.

"FUCK YEAH! I GET TO GRAB GISELE BUNDCHEN ASS!" that's what that face says to me. Good on you King James, straight up I hope you steal her sexy ass from Tom Brady and take a year off and just and make her shit funny for months on end.

She's so fucking hot!

But I digress, it's I just wish they reported news as opposed to talking shit about Lebron . Isn't the America in peril and crisis right now? What's happening in Burma? everyone forget about that?

Fuck the Today Show.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Things That Scare Me #1



Last night I was coolin out with in Myron's fantastic garage hangout, as we cooled out shot shit and watch TV Conan O'Brien had an all star show of The Rock, Ed Helms and Bjork. Now I can watch any sort of horror movie and not be scared but if you strapped me to a chair and held my eyes open like in "A Clockwork Orange" and had me watch Bjork preform I'd release my bowels in terror of her spastic motion and creepy pale skin. Bjork is the probably my biggest fear currently, above, Terminators and the ocean.

She's so gaddamn creepy, so much so I don't care how good her music is, the images of her are burned into my mind and man alive I wouldn't wish this upon my most hated of enemies.


So Bjork (seriously what kind of name is that?) you terrify me...

Monday, March 24, 2008

Jon Ho! Watch the Wire!

If you know anything about the shop you'd know that if you missed something on TV you can talk to Jon Ho and he'll use his wizard powers and correct the situation, but I tell You Jon Ho has season 1 and 2 of The Wire and has yet to watch it.

If anything next time you see this man, ask him why he hasn't watched it? hound him, barade him and badger him until he finally watches it. Make it the only point of conversation until he has no choice until he does, lets use the power of the interweb to make him watch it.

See You at the Shop!

Monday, March 17, 2008

Get Ready

Now some of you may know, that my somewhat dream is to have my own radio show, I'm one step closer, Jeffrey, WH, Jon Ho and myself have recorded the first of what i hope to be many kick ass podcasts...

I'm in photography class, I'll talk to you later

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

On Time?

So far so good! Brian Hitch and Mark Millar's newly birthed run on fantastic 4 is like my ex's menstrual cycle! On TIME!

Now I'm sitting in design class, so i can't talk long, but! This is a big thing to me Never IN Life did i think that this book would actually be on time, I know it's only the second issue but even Ultimates 1 issue 2 was late. So its kind of a big deal... well at least to me.
PEACE

Sunday, March 9, 2008

363 Days Until Watchmen....

I'm hyped, in 363 days Alan Moore's opus is made into a full length feature film, Everyone is skeptical, and I'm pretty sure after I get over the initial thrill of seeing these characters on film, I may hate it, but before then I'm willing to get myself jazzed. So with that being said weekly I will post not Watchmen news, but things that enhance the total Watchmen experience... lets start with this:


Ozymandias
by Percy Shelley


I met a traveller from an antique land

Who said: "Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,

Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
'My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."